Random Quotes

VanityFair009: can i open this wine bottle with something labled a "can piercer?"
catcar: hmm, no i think you need a cork screw
catcar: i said screw, lol!

BeenBaby25: cows are kinky
catcar: cows??
VanityFair009: cows. yes. cow.s
VanityFair009: what other animal do you think goes moo??
catcar: lol what sort of cow
VanityFair009: a moo cow, you dumbass

VanityFair009: only this one sounds like a mew cow. it's not quite a "moo." it's more like an "i'm stoned" moo.
VanityFair009: sickly whino cat-cow.
catcar: LOL
catcar: how many cows have you gotten stoned??
VanityFair009: uh...
VanityFair009: that's a good question.
VanityFair009: one that will require more mead to answer.

catcar: mine lived down the hall in the dorm
catcar: he was an amateur magician and his partner did this trick . . .
catcar: during the show and i was his assistant . . .
catcar: they played 'in your eyes' !!!
VanityFair009: did he oull you out of his hat?
VanityFair009: oooh!!!! PETER GRAVBIEL!
VanityFair009: HOWEVER the fuck you spell it.
VanityFair009: kicks as
VanityFair009: s
catcar: lol
VanityFair009: *gah!*

VanityFair009: woah. winer.
VanityFair009: i mean wine!
catcar: *sticks up fingers like devil horns*
VanityFair009: *sticks up middle finger like bird*
BeenBaby25: cant stop laughing...
VanityFair009: dude, why's it called abird anyway
VanityFair009: question mark
BeenBaby25: I don't know
catcar: good question dash
VanityFair009: seriously it looks nothing like a bird
BeenBaby25: I know
VanityFair009: and birds dont fuck people
VanityFair009: do they

VanityFair009: my head is all elipses
VanityFair009: where elipses like dash dash
catcar: whos got the quote list questionmark
catcar: drunk quotes roq
BeenBaby25: hehe
VanityFair009: like it keeps leaving me
VanityFair009: whoooooo
catcar: thats a quote right there exclamation
VanityFair009: im too drunk to keep the wuotes
BeenBaby25: the what"
VanityFair009: i hate that w i always type it instead oq
VanityFair009: of q
BeenBaby25: LOL
catcar: LOL
catcar: aja is delireous
catcar: sp
BeenBaby25: LOL
VanityFair009: delirious. no. delirious. shit!!!!!!!!
catcar: LOL
catcar: deli something lol
VanityFair009: deler diler fuck it was right the first time
catcar: dude comma next vacation has to be more than a week exclamation
VanityFair009: this is fun we should go like somewhere BIG and AWAY
catcar: up
catcar: oops yup
BeenBaby25: quit making me laugh!! I can't drink!

VanityFair009: i wndr wht wld hppn if w tk out all the vowels
catcar: but vowels rule
BeenBaby25: yes they do
VanityFair009: kevin spacey rules period exclamation
catcar: without vowels aja is just j lol
VanityFair009: hahahaha i ghout you said i was just JdashLo
BeenBaby25: huh that totally didnt make any sense
VanityFair009: jenneifer furking lopesz
BeenBaby25: OH exclamation I get it now
BeenBaby25: im a dumbass
BeenBaby25: burp
VanityFair009: were all dumbasses
catcar: LOL
BeenBaby25: hehe
VanityFair009: lets drink to that exclamation

BeenBaby25: dude never go on a boat with a hangover LMAO
catcar: my desk chair sucks
VanityFair009: dude comma i thoguht i was gonna be sick on the hwlae boat
BeenBaby25: no wonder i was so sick that day
VanityFair009: that whoudl've been
VanityFair009: whatle
VanityFair009: whale
catcar: hwlae lol
BeenBaby25: lol
catcar: third times the charm
VanityFair009: oh fuckerorrr
BeenBaby25: whatle lol
VanityFair009: ff
BeenBaby25: FUCK
VanityFair009: yes qusetion mrk
catcar: youre fuct lol
VanityFair009: wow
VanityFair009: takes another drink

catcar: you could call the seatac police and report
catcar: a domestic disturbance lol
VanityFair009: quotation mark
catcar: in your pants LOL
VanityFair009: hello comma seatac police question mark
VanityFair009: i need you to send cute bald cop to indiana to investigate my pants
VanityFair009: period
catcar: dude quiche is going to come out my nose lol

BeenBaby25: drunkenness dampens nystagmus smile
VanityFair009: huh
catcar: sounds like a harry poter character
BeenBaby25: nystagmus is my eye problem
VanityFair009: nystagmus
VanityFair009: it does
VanityFair009: sound like hp only not as clever
VanityFair009: they shoudl give eye prblems really weitty names
BeenBaby25: wietty question mark
BeenBaby25: i mean weitty
catcar: whitey lol
BeenBaby25: LOL
VanityFair009: witty heeee
BeenBaby25: whitey for sings the blues
BeenBaby25: ford dammit
VanityFair009: ford question
BeenBaby25: whitey ford sings the blues
VanityFair009: gottit
VanityFair009: dot dot dot
VanityFair009: i can't think of any wittyh names for retinas

catcar: dont forget to save the chat for quote retreival purposes
VanityFair009: heather has it all so she shoudl do it
VanityFair009: the fate of the world is in her hadns
BeenBaby25: i wish
VanityFair009: hers and clarence dont say a word about my typing
catcar: kick ass dot happy cop dreams excl.
VanityFair009: bye
BeenBaby25: waves
VanityFair009: leg
VanityFair009: humps
catcar has left the room.
VanityFair009: so can the friggin parentheses and pucntuations go back in?
BeenBaby25: hehe
VanityFair009: yay
VanityFair009: i really wish i had a dick to suck. a bottle just isn't doing it for me. you had to get me tipsy to
VanityFair009: say that!
BeenBaby25: LMAO!! ohmigod!!
BeenBaby25: aja wants dick to suck
BeenBaby25: loud belch
VanityFair009: aren'y you supposed to be able to pu tthe cork back IN??
BeenBaby25: usually...
VanityFair009: got it sorta
VanityFair009: lord i'm tipsty
VanityFair009: god i am so not funny
BeenBaby25: hehe
VanityFair009: *looking down at the chair*
VanityFair009: i think this is the part where i fall out of the chair now
VanityFair009: i'll let you know.......

Mixed Quotes

i used to buy the generic safeway ultra brand, but lomo doesn't like that. i forget which brand she likes, but it has a stupid baby on the front.
--Cathy

That should be the new "where in the world is..." It should be Where In the World is Jimmy Cameron? Probably excavating some pots and pans from the Titanic wreckage. --Heather

Q: Have you ever been in a school play?
A: In second grade I was Miss Chicken and I said "cluck cluck. you may have three eggs." --Lauren

No one understands to never take me seriously. I get excited by boy scout outfits. Do NOT take me seriously. --Shadow

Dude, you're all hot. You can all join DHAK. Can I do you? And your friends? I don't care which one, everyone's hot. Hey, y'all should come meet the PC Posse. We'll have bitchin' parties! You can ride your bikes over! We'll have PG movies and neopolitan ice cream! --Shadow

An orgy...sideways...OOH! TOPIC I LIKE! --Aja

YES! 1994!! ROCK!!! Teenage angst has paid off well. Now I'm bored and old. --Angela

Q: Do you have a disability?
A: Yeah, the disability to get laid. --Angela

Alls I know is that he's from Chicago, plays a lot of music, thinks he's an 84 yr old version of Doogie Howser, and likes pickles. I'm already planning our wedding. --Angela

Q: Do you count to ten (or down from ten) when you get angry?
A: No. I can't count anyway. When I'm angry it's even worse. --Shadow

Dude, how can you be freakin' philosophical about stimulants?...Mmmmm, stimulants... --Cathryn

It reminded me of funny and it reminded me of us. --Angela

Can we bottle and sell ourselves and go on oprah? --Aja

Oh my gah I pee you guys so much! --Angela

When it rains, it pours, man, pours like shit on my beautiful glass house. is that my ass? what happened to it? i kicked it! --Angela

It's very relaxing to blow things up. --Josh

I dated 40 men in 8 weeks! --Aja

I love Bed. --Cathy

Somebody has been smoking too much fucking fairy dust. --Aja

So with the cooperation of the world's most important women and the Gay Men's Chorus, Arnold Vosloo and myself will rule the world. --Aja

Marry someone with an endless supply of morphine. In fact, marry morphine.--Angela, on how to lead a happy life

We're all neurotic enough to understand, except maybe for Chris, but still, she's in insurance so that's beside the point. --Angela

STOP IT!!!! I'M NOT AN INSURANCE AGENT!!!!!! --Chris, the Insurance Agent

Q: Is the Glass half full or half empty?
A: Depends on what's in it - if the glass contains piss, it is half full of piss, which makes me mad cause someone had the nerve to piss in my clean glass... and if it has beer, then it is half empty, and that makes me mad cause someone has been drinking my beer... --Josh

A triple-x mortuary?!?!?! I don't even want to know how that would work. --Cathy

You heard the hell out of me, woman. --Ashkta

Pilfer that, you sexy mamas... --Aja

It's like flinging a whole new lesbian. --Angela

Q: What will you talk about when we're on oprah?
A: How I go weeks without answering e-mail and then how cool Angela is, and how everyone is trying to steal Angela from me, and that time in Cannes when we had an RQ orgy and I videotaped it. 'We have a clip.' 'Oh,really? Go to the clip!' --Shadow

Life, without a little shit, wouldn't be full. --Cathryn

All hail the queen of disjointya! It so kicks ass that someone this smart and articulate wears shirts that say 'i heart boobs'. --Cathy, about Shadow

You are a walking glob of enlightenment that I wanna hump. --Angela

One of these days I'm just going to alternate 'boobs' and 'penises' and see what happens. --Angela, on Mad Libs

I'm enthusiatic and adventurous, but only if someone else is paying and I'm being dared. --Shadow

Q: Do you know the chemical chain for photosynthesis?
A: H2O + o2 + sunlight yields, okay, are you really wanting me to do this or was this supposed to just be funny? --Angela

I'm ERECTING a statue of you from garbonzo beans, as in, 'Check out the garbonzos on that one!' --Angela

And I don't want to hear any more out of your pretty, smart, pee-inducing, and kick-ass mouth. --Been

I need help or a hobby or to get laid or eat crack or *something*. --Angela

I think this is some weird trip or something. I guess I should give up crack. --Sarah

Love is that unexplainable force that binds people together and makes them better because of it. My god, did I just say that?! --Heather

Why does everyone quote the stupid things I say and never the deep and philosophisizical things? Wait, stop, no, just answered my own question. --Angela

...I've decided that I have to read at least five books before school starts up in the fall. I know 5 books isn't a lot, but I'll be working two jobs, and I'll be drunk a lot of the time... --Cathryn

Been: *blushes* geez guys... I didn't realize I was so fascinating! Damn, I need to get out more.
Aja: as opposed to the rest of us, who just need to get off more.

*blinks* is this a new de-pehsh-as-opposed-to-'de-posh' mode song that I haven't heard, or an old original 'de-pehsh-as-opposed-to-'de-posh' mode song that I haven't heard? --Aja, about Depeche Mode

Everything I touch. I destroy. --Shadow, constantly

But whathow. I love pretending to be a cross between Angela and Shadow Ann. --Aja

And Cathy's all, 'how much were the cokes,' and we're all,'buck seventy-five' and she's all, 'really?' and we're like, just wearing these blissful grins on our faces cause we're all, 'preetty...coke...' --Aja

On behalf of Shadow and myselves, I'd like to say, Yeah it was 1994! Yes! 1994! Rock! *as she goes back to pickin her ass and eatin a Sam's Choice Pop-tart* --Angela, on music

Have you guys ever noticed how cool the letters RQ are? Are Cue. Damn we're smooth. I think they put crack in those Sam's Choice Pop-tarts. --Angela, who almost wrote 'Poop-Tarts'

Q: Have you ever been kicked out of anywhere? What's the story?
A: Dillards. They thought we were trying to steal a couch. I was 11, Amanda was 12, her little brother was 8 or 9. Dumbasses. --Angela

Dogfight (See this movie! You will like it! Even Chris!) --Angela

Q: Do you believe that someday your prince will come?
A: God I hope so. But he better not be Satan or have the power to levitate. --Been

Dude, i wish we could all hang out in denny's or someplace lame and make fun of people. --Cathy

When in doubt, lay. --Cathy

Tonight on Entertainment Weekly, Britney Spears new album, "Fuck Me Harder I Really Really Want You All To Fuck Me" has reached Number One. --Shadow

Q:What do 5-die-hard Kevin Spacey fans do to celebrate his birthday in Vancouver?
A: EACH OTHER!!!! --Shadow

Florida...love it or leave it (or wish against hope that you could leave it and move somewhere more tolerable...like hell. At least in hell we could make some damn films). --Shadow

Q: What's your favorite endangered species?
A: Intelligent Cool People. --Josh

I guess after I figure this out I'll go sit outside for a while and just do nothing and then go to bed... --Sarah

Cathy: ...So her life is in ruins because she slept with an UGLY, underaged boy and didn't use birth control.
Angela: God I love you. "Let's put this in perspective, the boy was *ugly* people!" You so rule everything ever!

sheesh... when this place goes into "dead" mode it makes al gore's campaign look lively... --Aja

I don't know and I'm not awake enough to care. --Beenis

Go on, flip that hair, that's right. --Aja

Q: Are you pant-less?
A: Yeah. Wanna wrestle? --Shadow

I told Margarita, I sez; "You guys should all rent a van and travel around the country as a band." Mike: "And solve mysteries!" Anyway. --Shadow

Okay get this, here i am in a mall in orlando and I am able to send you guys this mail.... my hands hurt cause the keyboard is designed for a 2 ft. monkey... --Josh

There's a floater in the toilet. Just thought I'd share. --Heather

You know, Jesus wouldn't like that. --Matt

Juuuuuicy! I'm hoome! --Aja

Going down... on you. --Cathy

Yes! 2 hours of sleep! Roq! --Everyone

I'm taking a picture of my cheesecake. That's how good it is. --Heather

Hey! They only serve Pepsi here, can we go somewhere else? There's no fucking Coke! -Aja

Dude, we should write that down on the gum wrapper. --Everyone

I wanted to suck him right out of the tv set! --Cathy

Q: where's waldo?
A: at the bar...if he's smart. --Shandy

dude, lots of ppl love you...i love you, me love you...myself loves you...it's a big band of ppl who love you... --Shandy

I dance by myself and I use the restroom by myself. --nellie

Q: why do i have glitter all over my left forefinger?
A: Um... I dont know. You got in a fight with some glitter and it won? --Sarah

Q: if i gave you $5 for lunch, how/where would you spend it?
A: LOL...I'd probably just buy cigarettes. --cathryn

WOOOO HOOOOO...Chris is back...*does happydance, then falls over because of smoking-impaired lung capacity* --cathryn

I'm a heinous bitch -- that's enough inner martha for me. --cathryn

And if either of you need to sleep with anyone to get ahead or get medieval on someone's ass...I'll pitch in...*grin* --cathryn

Wooo hoo... We converted the rents! --Sarah

Although I'll never admit it. Although I just admitted it. Crap. --Shadow

Sorry for swearing in front of your child again, Chris. --Shadow

I went pee, pee, pee all the way home. --shadow

You Ain't Got No Friends 'Cause I'm Dead. --Angela

i think sex is way more fun than trade. --shandy

if my life were different (as in way a kazillion infinity times better) --Nellie

Heather: "LOL!! I don't know if I'd want Yahoo groping me though....
Nellie: Well it does f*ck w/ us!

Q: If you could have a new nickname for each day of the week what would they be?
A: Tuesday would be Hell Day. :) Wednesday would be The Second Coming of Hell Day. --Been

Aarrgg....The piano movement...*shrugs*....classical...new age. SHIT!!! CAT IS EATIN' MY SANDWICH!!!!" --Noel

Q: What is the nearest "cutest" thing to you right now?
A: Me, tee hee *gets struck by lightning* --Angela

I'm so into survival type crap, just ask anyone. I'd get voted off for being the naked bitch, though. --Shadow

lesse... sit on my ass and rot, yeah, that's basically what I do. --Heather

I'm 1/6 Irish, so like, my left arm really digs potatoes. --Angela

It's like we're one mind, and you're not sharing! --Angela

Okay, no really, please tell me you didn't see my answers before you wrote this, cause I KNOW I didn't see yours, and in that case we are, like, one mind, and we're sharing a little TOO much." --Shadow

Yay for random_smiles! --Cathy

"Thou Shalt Celebrate Life."
Preferrably with something chocolatey! --Chris

Q: What is the purpose of life?
Cathryn: The pursuit of happiness. Also, to keep that little bit of childish innocence as long as you possibly can.
Beenis: DUDE!! Cathryn and I are like peas and carrots tonight. :) And just to add to what she said, LOVE AND PORN BABY!!

Being in love with life rocks ass. --Shadow

dude, i kick ass! i can do anything --Cathy

DUDE!! I must have the crappiest element ever!! What the heck am I supposed to do with earth anyway!! --Heather

I'd be as giddy as been at a Captain GO festival... -cathy

just keep hanging in there and think of the days when we're all sipping fruity drinks by a pool. --Aja

Q: Why did the Stupid Individual cross the road??
Cathryn: To annoy the people on the other side.
Nellie: You don't want to know why.
Angela: So I could run it over.

I'm sure "WIDE LOAD" is stamped on my ass by now! --chris (& tadpole)

Square dance time! So long Nazi bastard! --Angela

*pulls out his Love Monkey Banner* Wheeeee, preach on sista! We love monkies are the model of the modern major general... errr... ummm... *falls down and pretends to be dead* --Josh

lah-de-dahdy, we likes to write pah-etry, we don't cause trouble and we don't bother nobody . . . --cathy

They've all been pregnant since I was like, 10. --Angela

It's not like you're in love with country boys who hate you or pervos from strangely chilly countries or anything. --Angela

sex is cool, not that I've ever had it or anything, but I've heard (and written) stories. --shadow

Q: If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
A: EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell! Yes! --Shadow

I'm up for a tagline yo. Ever what you want is fine with me. Wanna put "Spaghetti rules!" Okay. Wanna put "Porn rules!" Even better. --Angela

I just typed a whole crap to realize that may not be really funny *dies* --Josh

If they ever made a movie titled, Run Josh Run, you would sit down, have like 20 minutes of really kick ass previews then a shot of me saying "Pshaw" then they show the credits... Josh

Whieveroneofuswhodrinksdietcoke: Okay. i'm done. no really. i'm done. g'night.
Josh: *sigh* and I still haven't reached a climax yet...evil evil diet coke woman...

Dude, are you me? --Angela

Q: How many times have you been in love?
A: Ummm, Twice thus far... lest you count Nick Carter, at which point it is 69... -Josh

Q: What is the purpose of life?
A: Self Realization - the purpose to life is to find oneself in the huge easter egg hunt of humanity... --Josh

Me Manly Man with big Shtick. --Josh

I hate pretty people. I esp. hate pretty people with good hair. If you weren't my friend...*shakes fist* --Angela

Q: if everything goes as planned, do you know where you'll be in 4 years?
A: "Whatever the case, I'll probably be sitting somewhere going "gee, I really could use some porn right now." -Shadow

Never contradict a woman who says things like "You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world" in her .sigs! --Aja, referring to Beenis.

*smirks, pats self on back for being cool* --Aja

that would be such a cool song, ala the barber of Seville: "Manic depressives and passive agressives and rednecks and trailer trash christians, oh my!" -Aja

Hey, I'm just glad when a word resembling dildo pops up in an email. --Angela

Aja: I gotta get me one of those beach things!!!
Shadow: You also gotta get you one of those Vosloo things.

we should have an HC appreciation day where we each send her 10 emails. --cathy

deep in my heart, i do believe you're a vampire. --Aja, to Beenis

So glad to be home. To RQ, I mean. --Shadow

AJA: Shadow is: b) humping a lamp post d) threatening to kill the next video store customer who walks in the door and pisses her off
HEATHER: hehe, what would be really cool is if she was doing both of these at the same time.

*starts to sing* "MEMORIES!! All alone in the..." *suddenly realizes what she is singing, screams, and runs away* --Beenis

Q: If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
A: Myself. Wait, would I be like, Jude Law/Josh opposite sex or James Cameron/Hitler opposite sex? If the former, then myself, as in, I'd masturbate, plus I'd do Angela. If the latter, then I'd turn gay and drive a pink Beetle withe a bumper sticker saying, "I voted for Nader" through TX and OK. --Angela

that's the funniest thing I've seen in my head yet today. --shadow

Since he IS the RQ Fairy, he'd have to say "Roqasoq!" and "Hellyeah A Word!" and "Yo" and "Is that MY ass?" And he'd probably string them together to form a cheesy anime-ish incantation like "Giddy RoqasoqA Word Yo!" And then--sparkles! --Shadow

This question thing is fun. I wanna do me some. --Aja

well, hey, come on, surely i'm not the only person here who has secret sexual fantasies of mad scientists with really big particle-splitters?--Aja

Q: "Prince Charming is..."
c) I could care less where the hell he is
...I'd rather have the stable boy! --nellie

We RoQ da funk, gotta have dat funk...Boogie down homeskillets! --Angela

I want to make it clear to everyone (and me) that Angela has not understood a damn thing I say for the last month. Her last e-mail reply was like "Huh? Iceland Boy Iceland Boy Iceland Boy Huh? Ass. Boobs. Porn. Huh? I am never gonna get laid(times 5billion). Huh?" --Shadow

You make me want to kill myself, and for some reason that's a true sign of love from me. --Shadow

Hannibal Lecter for President! --Been, after getting her MASH
"Whereth my MASH?" --Omega after not getting hers

...every social problem, including your need for a better job than the graveyard shift bag girl at Piggly Wiggly, can be answered with "God has a plan for everything..." --Omega, on Plain White Trash

You relate to my lifelong quandary of feeling like a wannabe Audrey Hepburn in a Married With Children world. --Aja

*jumps aboard* Yes! Rock! Kick ass! Bring your bed! --Angela

Damn, that's gonna be hard. Whoa, my sentences are so sexual, even when I'm not trying. My sentences kick surfer girl ass. --Angela

Aja: Christina Aguilera, Lee Ann Rimes, and Britney Spears showed up and the 4 of us, had a Sing-off.
Heather: too bad none of us had a shotgun.

ACK! I actually KNOW what you're talking about!!!!! --Aja responding to Shadow's latest anime casting of Tenchi

Oh Veronica, you're too pee-inducing for your own good. --Angela

I don't smoke like, anything, not even turkey 'cause I have really bad asthmar. --Angela

I love Alan Rickman, and Alan Cummings and Jeremy Irons for that matter. They should make a movie where they're all in it and they kick ass and stuff and then that'd be cool. It can be called, "Three Guys With Cool Voices Kick Ass" or TGWCVKA for short. I have no brain. --Angela

Been, who is now talking to her good friend Jack Daniels

Whathow, stuff that rules rules. --Angela

We should start Ho Rock and name our albums: "I Don't Put Out For Heartbreakers and Bastards From Hell", "I Hate You Real Bad So Do Me Now", "Why Does Everyone Think I'm a Slut?" and "Lesbian Flings Abound!" --Angela

You really shouldn't worry your wonderful self over this when you could be worrying about the fact that they're working on a new Terminator movie. I mean, prioritize woman! --Angela

I'm here to do two things, pick my ass and make you think, and I'm all outta gum. --Angela

Dude! We're just chock full of epiphanies and warm fuzzies. --Cathy

God, so many good people, so few of them who'll do me. --Angela

I love cheese. It makes me want to rip my stomach out and beat it with a cow. --Angela

Pilfer that, you sexy mamas... --Aja

I love living in the kingdom of RQ so much! --Angela

Me like-a da naughty! --Angela

Did I mention how much you inspire to be unapologetically who I am and listen to really whacked-out music??? --Aja, to Veronica

ROQ, all caps, no lie. --Angela

Thank Jebus for the Crazy Cat Lady Club. --Angela

Which is more flammable - gas or vodka?--Cathy

It was all I could do in return for how much you let me hump your leg since I don't have furniture. --Angela

So, I guess I'm all about love, except for that part about squash... --Aja

I would've followed Kevin Spacey around the entire night and would not have let Dame Judy bring his clothes and I would've burned his casual clothes and oh look, four hours of naked Kevin Spacey! Guess who's getting an Emmy... --Angela, on the Oscars

"Adam Dick lives on Cox Drive. And the truck he's selling is a Dodge Ram."
Veronica Ann!
WE FINALLY GOT TO THE PORN!"
--Angela
(for the record, porn was arrived at on 3/27 at 6:17 pm)

Q: So here's my question, have you found out anything recently that really helped you get through life easier?
A: Not really, but I thought of about ten reasons of why I shouldn't get married yesterday. --Been

Q: Okay guy and gals, speech time!
A: Uh. Hem. Okay, first I'd like to thank RQ for allowing me to hump them and film it, even if I did have to pay them like, a lot a lot a lot of money, meaning more than the no money I had. Secondly, I'd like to thank my baby daddy and God, both of whom are in prison, for without which whom, this would not be possible."
--Angela, on winning Josh's RQscar Best Pic award for her 'Shroom House

Real boys are like kittens. They're so damn good and fun to play with until they grow up and get dumb-looking and don't want to play with you anymore cause you still think they're a kitten. Unless they grow up to look like Kevin Spacey in which case I'm like "bring on the boys! --Veronica

wow. thinking takes a lot out of a person. --Aja

Sap in itself makes things all cool. --Josh

Dude, StarWars is so my Bible. Seriously man. That Yoda, knowing things he does. --Angela

Explain to me why I am listening to a Hanson song, and not pushing the "Gawd Damn It, its a Hanson song, go to the next song" button.... --Josh

Johnny + Benicio + the writings of HST= the world is saved. --Shadow

my pubic is more than ready but the master is nowhere to be found. --Shadow

Q: Medicated delivery, or unmedicated delivery, that is the question...
A: Medicated. My god. --Veronica

Okay. um, I have to write this down first thing when I wake up so I don't forget any of it, so please disreagrd any spelling or grammar errors. I just woek up from my first ever honest to goodness RQ Dream!!! I dreamt that we all had a gorgeous apartment, and, of all places, it was in Orlando. In a high rise. All I know is this apartment was amazing...at one point I was walking around and someone (I don't remember which one of you!) shouted at me to "be careful and not fall in" because we had one of those sunken-in jaqcuzzis in the middle of the room....whoa. It was so cool. I love our dream apartment. And then, ok, for some reason Kevin Smith showed up and I think he was trying to kill us, but of course I couldn't do anything about it because damn! That's Kevin Smith! And at the end of the dream I realized that it was a TV Show about us!!! Yes! A TV Show about RQ! Just like Friends! And at the end of the episode was this awesome epilogue explaining how Kevin Smith ending up at our apartment was just a "mix-up" with another "K.S."....so then we're watching the news, and Aja's freaking out, because in this TV Show her family owns a grandiose country estate (I remember it being called the 'Weston Estate' ^_^) on which Kevin Spacey was staying to prepare for a movie role. It was just such an awesome dream. I really wish I could've recorded it. ^_~
~~Shadow O~~

tis better to be rich and dumb and arrogant than to be rich and dumb and arrogant and tainted by Suzy Amis. --Veronica, on James Cameron

We could sell clothes with a name like that.
--immortal words, spoken by Angelarama, on Tuesday, April 10, 2001, at 8:50 pm.

Know what usually solves my problems? Humping. Other people. Wait a minute...it's all becoming abomibitably clear now... --Angela

Q: Guesses, anyone? Tadpole's initials: AEG= ??????
A: Those aren't her initials; that's her genetic coding. The 'E' is for 'Extra Special Gene' She's gonna ROQ. --Angela

I think that's absolutely raucous. Who knew I had it in me to be so riot-inducingly funny?? I must have been doped up from all the painkillers... --Aja

Erases 'Sex' at the top of her 'To Do' list and replaces it with 'Be Just Like Chris.' --Shadow

I wish I could write stuff that didn't start out with lines like, "Fucking is gross because the liquids leak." --Angela

Peter Cetera is a sell-out, but not in the cool Reel Big Fish way. Is that even Peter Cetera who does that song? Who cares? He's still a sell-out. --Angela

It figures that my male Aja would damn both me and my Aja to hell. Thanks for blowing that for me Jesus! --Angela

GOATS ARE WAY COOL!!!! I mean, damn, they bleat!! --Aja

And then I thought about how fun it would be to throw shit at Uma every time she's on screen and dye from bodily fluid drainage when Jude Law comes on. Sigh... it sux to be pathetic sometimes. --Heather

Where the hell did my brain go? --Sarah

It's funny how I answer these questions in a very roundabout way, if at all. --Noel

Q: What's on the ol' sked for today?
A: "Stay awake. Stay fed. And stay out of labor. --Chris

Top Ten Reasons The RQ List is Not a Cult
05) "We don't have time to subliminate people; we're all too busy watching Angela pick her ass." --Aja

*sigh* I miss all my friends i've never met..... --Aja

I talked a lot and kids hated me and I was adored by all the teachers and I was a supergenius. I still talk a lot, sometimes, kids still hate me, teachers still like me, I'm a superdumbass. --Angela

Damn...i'm hungry. --Noel

if you don't give us more, we'll form a coalition of notpeeing- notscratching-milanoeaters and then you'll nevah be able to do us! --cathy

Q: So now A is really confused because she still loves B but is now with C, and really likes C and sees a future with C, but still doesn't want to lose B. So what would you do in this situation?
A: I would set T up with A. --Cathy

Aja, I think I speak for all of us when I say, "when's the ice cream going to get here?" --Shadow (no clue what she was talking about)

Please don't tell her I told you that. I've grown accustomed to being bipedal. --Angela

God, if you put your answers up to mine, you can so tell which of us is lazier. Ai am." --Angela

Your brain probably has like, so many wrinkles that my brain would look at it and pass out. --Angela

I have enough faith in you to bottle and sell. --Angela

We're young and we listen to Destiny's Child, I mean, what more reason do you need? --Angela

I *do* like plaid though. --Angela

But still, I find banging *my* head against the tree and yelling RQ names out is quite titillating. -- Angela

and plus, damn, there are billions of people in the world and so blind stupid rich man come on down, except Kevin Spacey for you. --Angela

...and then I'd slap my knee and laugh uproarously and snort and embarass my country like a true Texan. -Angela

Legal yes, healthy no, possible yes. --Angela

I wants me a sex sandwich! --Heather

honey, when you share, it just makes me feel closer to you, and wish that i had a private jet so i could visit you and bring you hugs and vodka --cathy

if going over the top is the cost of learning, i'll always be there to catch your spillage --cathy

WOOT!!! WOOT!!! *pokes himself in the tummy and begins to vibrate* --Tickle Myself Josh

I miss that towel. --Cathryn

Q: Which four animals are mixed up below: BUT RARE ODES CAME BIT
A: For the first fifteen minutes all I could get was "BUTT", "CAME", and "DO" Seriously, and I'm not even the biggest fan of those three words combined either. Whathow. --Angela

Now you're talking my language. *shoots an imaginary gun, winks, and clicks teeth* --Angela

okay, so, when are the lesbian flings going to begin? -Angela

I love Angela. I'm the brains of this outfit, though. Once we're pronounced CLAMP and have goats, I'm going to just shove Angela out front to distract people while I take over the world. --Shadow

Towels on the head. How Roqin. --Aja

Sports + Hicks = whadafu?! "Look, we're idiots and we're proud! Woo hoo article! Woo!" --Angela

dude, as far as I'm concerned the rest of the world can kiss my ass. Do what's in your heart dammit!! --Heather

What's with the making me think, Aja? -Angela

Chris«s Sig: Chris & AEG (It's not Anna or Alexandra, or even Aja!)
Somebody«s Guess: Audrey!!!! It's Audrey Elizabeth!!
No, no, it's Apendectomy Evegan Galopagos. --Angela

Don't eat the rat poison or hot peppers. --Angela

Yep, yep, yep, Ed Norton, right here on my list under "just about anyone" with a footnote that reads "Ed Norton. Yes. Completely. Totally. Yes." --Angela

Someone:Do you see why I'm so paranoid all the furggin' time yo?
Sarah: Nope.. I see you as having men all over you.

Angela: And then I peed.
Aja: That was funny? okay.
Angela: I didn't say it was funny; I said I peed.

I'm all about the RoQin' anytown anytime. --Angela

Geez, you and your damn class are always gettin' up in my way. I suppose you also *bathe* more than once a month whether you need it or not, don't you? --Angela

I guess I'll have to just burn my Hooray-for-Kansas sandwich board now. --Angela

Aja: Chris? you're the know-how person among us, what do you suggest she do?
Angela: Yeah, and assume, for the sake of argument, that killing people is *not* an option on this one.
Chris: Well, shit, people: What other rules are you going to put into place? CRAP!

I have finally harnessed the power! --Angela

So then, when you met me, and I was all, "Fart. Leg-humping. I peed." you knew you found a friend till the bitter end, didn't you? --Angela

Alright! Bomp chicka ba wa! --Angela

Let's talk about sex, baybeh, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things, that--hey look! Ball! *chases ball into road* --Shadow

Q: Does this make sense to anyone else?
A: Actually, it makes slightly more sense than Kirsten Dunst's acting career and slightly less sense than the inability of a man to pick up the phone and call.... --Aja

Q: Matt: ?????
A: I memember enjoying the few posts he had, but then he died so, you know, yep. --Angela

*Been's head explodes* Damn!! Now I have to sweep my brain off of the floor again! --Heather

It takes all my energy not to giggle when I go to the dentist 'cause it's such porn heaven man. --Angela

PORN! whee! --Cathy

Well, the R in RQ stands for rambling so it's cool. *Omanga whispers to Loogie that the R stands for Random* WHAT?! Random Questions?! The hell kinda a stupid thing is that?! *sigh* Oh well, I'm far too lazy to quit now. Guess I'll just pick my ass and answer these *Random* Questions of which you speak. --Angela

What the hell year is this? Who am I? Where are my teeth...? -Angela

Genius that I am, I read this as, "...and I only hope that we can all grow closer and strAnger as time goes on." and I *still* nodded in agreement! --Angela

Q: Are there any actors you watch simply because of their looks?
A: Same beginning as above, and please don't hurt me Aja, but Matthew McCaaoaeudksfjoitew432lkjaf78ahey.--Angela
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my GOD that is so fucking funny. God I hate him --Aja

Rah, rah, sis boom bah
I'll answer anything,
but don't tell my ma!
--Chris

Q: Quick, name the reindeer!
A: I'll just name Blitzen, 'cause she's my favourite! --Matt

Number of kids you have:
1. Dude
2. You
3. Already Asked
4. This.
5. Fuck Off.
Touche.
--exchange between Shadow and Myself regarding Shadow's MASH

Q: Has the Christmas spirit hit you yet?
A: Yeah, then it backed up and ran over me again. --Angela

Q: Are you feeling the love?
A: Ooh, it's all slimy! --Shadow

Q: Toothpicks or floss?
A: OH, yes, pick me, pick me! --Heather

Q: Do you love the Christmas tv specials ?
A: As long as I never have to see another Kathy Lee family Christmas special, I will keep on watching!--Matt

Q: Coffee or tea? and how would you like it?
A: tea, uncaffeinated, herbal, with honey and crack. --Angela

Q: In the most Hindu sense of things: are you a Creator or a Destroyer?
A: I create piles of shit --Been

i wanted to go back in time and shake myself and yell "it's only freakin' junior high! and what were you thinking with those banana clips?!?!" --Cathy

Q: What's your explanation for crop circles?
A: The most big-ass Spirograph ever? --Shadow

this woman is a few stamps short of postage. --Shadow

i wish shadow could evacuate her loved ones and blow up the rest of florida." --Cathy

Q: if you take whatever you filled in the blank with and multiply it by 3, what do you get?
A: A lot of pissed off Japanese girls." --Shadow

in my opinion life loses its meaning when you have all the answers. --Heather

These days, anything I do besides incubate seems pointless! -Chris

and--oops, hold on, I just had a baby--all right, I'm better now. --Shadow

I'm sorry that I lowered your IQ just now by forcing you to read this. --Angela

my ovaries are still fucked up from the aliens. --Angela

*gets beat over pot with long stick -- head is ringing madly, but ludicrous grin never fades* --Ashkta

I'm taking the Fifth. (Or should I take the Ninth and order pizza? Hm.) --Chris

Again with the porn. It never ends with you does it?--Angela

Someone (maybe Ashkta?): Good one Shadow. You know I love you, right? ^_^
A: Yes, but I'm only in it for the sex. --Shadow

as long as you don't hump the ham or turkey, it's all good. --Been

Q: Does anyone out there know why the hell Hell is represented by blue lighting in movies??
A: it's because everyone would rather use camera filters than actually shooting at night and/or in Hell --Shadow

Please have mercy on my soul ye gods of cool. --Angela

Sometimes I feel that this list is so full of deepness and I'm reading it all for the first times and my eyes swell up and I think they're gonna burst and then I get disconnected because someone's trying to call and then I pick up the phone and tell Amanda about how cool you guys are. --Angela

I like aliens better than anorexics. --Angela

Yes, it sux to have so many addictions to satisfy and so little time. --Been

I have lost the ability to retain knowledge, so damn.-- --Been

Rockthebiggestsockever! --Angela

Wooo tooo the mighty Hooo !!!! --Sarah

...even if you said, "Angela you dumbass go eat corn!" I'd still be like, "Aja, *my* hero". --Angela

And if all that fails, I take comfort in the fact that I'm not Val Kilmer or James Cameron. --Angela

Wow, RQ is down with that Asian Persuasion yo. --Angela

Chris: Happy Monday!
Angela: That's an oxymoron if ever I saw one.

Will anyone ever really know if I'm being serious? --Angela

"Pants" is our code word for "mama mia, dat's a good lookin' piece of man!" --Shadow

Oh, Angela, have I told you lately that I love you? Yabba dabba do me. --Shadow

Q: If you could be an old crotchety eccentric what one eccentric thing would you most want to do??
Cathy: i would wear big hats and big glasses and carry a small dog in my purse. and the dog would wear a little sweater --Cathy
Angela: Order bean burritos *with* onions! Mwahahahahah! Does the fun ever start?

Q: If you could have a supernatural entity as your best friend what kind would you pick and what would you do with it?
A: hehe!! a vampire and he would suck the life out of all the people who treat me like shit and we would have wild sex all of the time. --Been

You so funny me laugh at you long time. --Angela

Q: What should the winning candidate play to celebrate?
A: "The Thong Song." --Ashkta

This afternoon I had spagetti and salad. Oh, no, wait. It was a giant Kit Kat. --Ashkta

Dumbasses, they suck and then you die. --Angela

Well it's not Pud's fault that you don't walk on all-fours and don't balance yourself well! --Angela

And so then I looked at the Hooters boy and he was like, "I just got back from Hooters and I figured I'd come to the video store for family time and this is *not* the place for fucking!" And I was like, "Well boy you come to the wrong place because there gonna be some earth-shakin' love-makin' to-night!" --Angela

Q: Last time you smiled? And at what?
A: Earlier, I was reading an RQ email and you know how that be. --Angela

Excitement wells up and spills henceforth. (I have no idea what I just said.) --Angela

Quit reading my mind dude. Invasion of privacy is sooo five minutes ago. --Angela

Q: Would you be caught dead with your crush if you could make it happen right now?
A: I'd like to be caught beating them with rocks on sticks. --Angela

Someone: Why, whatever do you mean?
Beenis: oh, just the fact that people think i'm nuts.

Q: What's the dumbest thing you've done with a VCR?
A: Watch a video of an Adam Sandler movie. --Chris

You guys kick ass. i get a major blast-from-the-past at least once a week --Cathy

Ask me what's the capital of something is and I say, "Uh, it's when the letter is bigger." --Angela

Q: Okay, you're stuck out on Exit 69 with car troubles....what would be your course of action?
A: Did I mention I'm going to direct porn some day? --Angela

Q: What has your family taught you?
A: That they are always around no matter what. Even if you cook something wrong the first time you do it or even if you drop a watermellon when your 7. --Sarah

Scare *us* off? Did you explain to him that we're a bunch of people who ask and answer questions about ABBA? --Angela

Q: Matt: ?????
A: I memember enjoying the few posts he had, but then he died so, you know, yep. --Angela

RQ Search Engine

Number of references to "George Michael" turned up in an RQ search: 17
Number of references to "Gary Oldman" turned up in an RQ search: 157
Number of references to "Kevin Spacey" turned up in an RQ search: 1,094
Number of references to "porn" turned up in an RQ search: 651
And just for the record, the first person to actually mention the word "porn" was cathryn, on day TWO of the list's inception, in message #5, back on July 19, 2000, with her .sig quote:
"The only difference between erotica and porn is lighting." -- Gloria Leonard

Best Subject Lines

RQ-D2 Where are you? --Heather

Greek Gods and Josh --Josh

Junk...and the thing. --Sarah

Smellogry and Penogry --Cathy

Wow! as if you needed more! --Shadow

Woo! New Member! *flings 1994 Canucks towel above her head* --Angela

Best Questions

can you shake a chicken? --Aja, inspired by Teeps

If you were buried in shit up to your neck and someone threw a bucket of puke at you would you duck? --Sarah
Comment based on Question: He was buried in shit up to his duck and someone threw a bucket at him. --Angela

Best Closings (Mostly from Beenis)

Cathryn
-- who doesn't quite know what to do with all her email

Been, who seems to be peeing a lot lately

DHAK Productions--Boys Lie. Dogs Lie. My Cat and I Wanna Get Laid.
--Shadow

Aja/Grace (who really wishes she had somebody to look in her Rear Window)

Been, the eternal statistic

Aja (ith thilly)

~~Shadow O, ain't nothin' but a heartache, ain't nothin but a mistake, Iiiiii never want to hear you say, Nick Carter wants it that way....
Angela: He has to get the hell on at Burger King.

--Angela
Am I Been or what?

--Josh who is high on Vitamin C

~~Shadow O (Property of either Noel or my watch, we haven't decided)~~

--Been, who got to do a skit in Improv today about fairys and dildos

Been, who found a moth in her box of Dr. Pepper earlier today. Now why in the hell would a moth be in a box of Dr. Pepper?

Aja (who's probably going to end up in oh my hell)

Aja (soon to be author of the best-selling "Middle Class White Girls Can't Jam")

~~Shadow O, walks away singing Destiny's Child~~

--Angela,
it's so cool that Yahoo! sells porn now, makes it easier to get to the

Chris the Salad Avenger (as dubbed by the one and only Shadow)

Ashkta (President of the club of apathetic neo-procrastinators)

Cathryn -- whose brain is leaking out her left ear

Been, who has to piss like a racehorse but is too damn lazy to go to the bathroom

Been, who can't seem to get her right shoe on this morning... GRR!!!

Been the Perv

Been... the fucking idiot

Been... who is now scared shitless because Star Wars was on right after the election coverage ended. It's a sign from the gods!!!

Been the ever-confused

Been the ever-frustrated

Been the pitiful dumbass

It's FILL-IN-THE-BLANK-O-RAMA!

A ____dildo____ by any other name smells as __dirty as used underwear____. --Beenis

Run for your _PANTS_! --veronica and Aja
Run for your _LLAMA_! --Angela

A __monkey__ in the hand is worth two in the __ass__. --Been

What goes __in my bedroom__ must come __repeatedly__. --shadow

Don't __panic__ over spilled __bong water__. --Josh

If you give a mouse a __monkey__ he's going to want a __porno__-Shadow

A __bitch__ is worth a thousand __slaps__.-Shadow

What goes __in my mouth__ must come __out my ass__.-Josh

What goes _bump__ must come _a humpin'_. --Cathy

A __pound of sugar__ is worth a thousand __smarties__. -Cathy

The __monkey__ is always __horny__ on the other side of the __porn__. --Heather

...first comes love, then comes __The Bullshit.__ --Shadow

A _____fish_____ by any other name smells as ___fishy______. --Sarah

Nobody puts Baby in a __microwave__. --Nellie

Quotes Grouped Together As "Angela Quotes" in the Archives (I«m not vain! Aja did it this way and I«m too lazy to separate them and write my name a million times.)

Q: quick! what rimes with "Round?
A: Bound. Am I a lesbian yet?

Aja: what kind of car should V drive?
Angela: A me car.
Aja: are you a manual or an automatic?
Angela: Auto, but you can still drive me like a stick if ya want. I come equipped with overdrive.
Aja: do you got 5 speeds?
Angela : I got any speed you need. *sizzle*
Aja: what's your mileage look like?
Angela: 696969. Point 69.
Aja: how are your fluid levels?do you need servicing?
Angela: Oh, I'm all lubed up. Coolant? Check. *begins to sing* Hear my engine purrrr...
Aja: Grease Lightning?
Angela: The chicks'll cream.

HA! Can you imagine Brad Pitt's mind in Edward Norton's body?! "But I don't understand. He *looked* smart..."

Da tall man is damn oppressive.

Porn is the perfect condiment for all occassions.

Oh, and that one KS movie that Kevin Spacey is in, you know? That was really good.

Okay, but like, we can still *do* the little boys right? Providing they don't run that is.

You use these emails as empathy sessions from us so that you can steal Ben Affleck from DHAK! Ah ha! Fiend!

two years from now, if you're still pulling this stuff, Im going to be forced to physically assail you, but for now, you just call out my name, and you know wherever I am, Ill come running, to hump you again. You need some porn. Aint it good to know you need some porn? Ah, that James Taylor. Good guy, good guy.

you're going to have to pound it to pieces and find something else to hope for, like world peace or nailing me.

I deal with me like this:
ME--Wheres my ass?
ME--I dunno. I kicked it!

My husband was on sale at the Disney store. I should've bought him. I only have eyes for nerdboys. And things named Jolie or Law.

Yeah, I was like, "Shit. She's pretty too! Dammit I hate the RQ Babes!"

Q: Do you have a gay friend?
A: Not anymore. (Man, that can be taken in so many wrong ways.)

Q: Are you a robot?
A: No, but I can do the robot. Damn, I just always sound very very dirty.

Aww, thanks... Okay, I'm off to unsub and never speak to you again! :D

Dude, Aja will make you pee. Ask her about spiders man. Go on, ask her.

Ooh, drunk off of Angela Fever are we?

...Now my friends like Aja better than they like me. Friend stealer! "Goodnight Buscka ass! Goodnight Queen Aja!" Ho.

"Oh well--you win some, you lose some." - Angela, on stray tampons.

Feelin' the love and Veronica's inner thigh.

"The quickest way to go crazy is to careabout someone. -Angela"
Dude, whoa, did I say that? I'm damn smart man.

I'm starting to think HC owns Yahoo because hers are the only emails that are consistently on time...*narrows eyes*

if all else fails, maybe you should try crack.

All my flaws make me wanna beat myself with a cookie dough log.

Q: have you ever been caroling?
A: Nope, but I've been channing before.

My assault on the world begins now!

Q: Guessing time: Of the four principal leads in Gone With The Wind (Rhett, Scarlett, Melanie Ashley), how many were NOT born in the USA?
A: 7

Q: Who was the first man in space?
A: Kevin.

Lemme see..."Great" in the dictionary *flipping pages* Ah, here it is. Oh look, a picture of Kevin Spacey. Fancy that.

I was potty-trained waaay too early so I never got to let it all out and it shows now, the fact that I'm uptight that is.

I would've written Napoleon on my hand and then gone, "Oh yeah, well I got a knuckle sandwich with your name on it!"

Wow, my three day absense from this list has turned me into a Random Fool.

That feller is one lemon short of a box--Angela, with kudos to Noel

Angela Quotes in Emails to Shadow:

(Check out my vernacular; it sucks.)

I'm paranoid that they're just like, "She walks like a penguin. Fucking loser."

"Once you put an idea in my head I run with it, and often hit poles."

Write "Ministry" on it.

What?! You almost made me snarf my Gouda.

Funny hee hee, not funny ha ha.

Getting distracted is hard work dude and I should know because--Look! Dust!

Getting UberFungus is like, the best diet ever

I'm gonna go poop in his grassless yard. I bet they won't notice.

I see Slurpees, but not much else.

ANGELA--Maybe they have different dads.
AMANDA--Maybe they have different moms.
ANGELA--Maybe they have different parents.

His middle name is Geza. How gay is that?

I didn't pay $7 to watch clothed people goddammit!

Get me an apple, magnets, a crystal love wand, and a door!

Someone asks you if you like purple and then you go off and it's not that you're yelling at them at all, or even really yelling, you're just babblin at lightning fast speeds about absolutely nothing and then at the end of it all you breathe and sigh and say, "Yes I do like purple. Why?"

My hair's weird. Is it black? Is it brown? I dunno!

We're gonna call it Mebbe Dis Be Good. And then people will come in and look at the menu and go, "Hmm, mebbe dis be good." We're also going to sell our Hand Pillows there.

I'm sure I'll hear them one day before I die, if I haven't already and just don't know it. That I've heard them that is, not that I've already died.

What? Who turned 4 on that day? 7Up is good for my aching tummy.

sigh* I swear, it's all out of some fucked up Casablanca/Tarantino/Say Anything movie from my brain.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, me too right, but you know, like, that comment was just to throw off the Narks you know.

Yeah, that's why I can't have a serious relationship with Dion--I have to be able to make sweet love to posters.

See, it's like, I'd get pregnant from being touched (I think I am pregnant actually because I listened to Soundgarden the other night)

Oh well. I think I have to pee

Mebbe so, but I don't wanna like him. I'm just gonna end up hating him. Oh well. Enjoy it while it lasts I guess. I think I ate too many crackers.

I mean, he's thin, and he's not as built as in Armageddon, but he's still way hot-- just a second. I just had a baby--so like I said, he's good.

I understand Morning Wood.

Being Black is so cool

I guess because I get them so low that when they hit normal again they feel pretty damned good or something.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. __Will and Annette__ (these are Nick's parents), Blah blah blah Your son/daughter __Andrew__ (Nick's dumb brother in case you forgot) is failing __sexual education__. He __fucks__ in class and whereas I require a C average from my students in order to pass, __Andrew__ has a __P__ average..." --Mad Libs from Amanda

(Because when I get nervous I have to pee, but when it comes to guys I get super nervous and hence, poop!)

(Re: going to hell) Yeah, maybe then we can make some damn films.

And then I'm all like, "Damn, I oververberated the sound!"

Goats have hooves and horns...da debil has hooves and horns...I like Dion...it's all falling into place isn't it?

IMversations

Cathy: we need to come up with our own house drink with a kick ass name
Sarah: think of the name... and then create the drink
Aja: yeah, but first we need to come up with our own house
Lauren: how bout fuzzy crotch?
Beenis: LOL!!
Lauren: peach and wtf else?
Aja: how about buttery balls?
Lauren: good one
Beenis: EWW!!
Cathy: LOL
Aja: *snickers*
Aja: lomo started it.
Beenis: PEAnut buttery balls :-)
Sarah: LMAO...
Aja: hey, i took the personality flavor test and it said that i was peanut butter.
Aja: hmm.
Cathy: LOL!
Beenis: lol
Aja: :-*
Sarah: :-)
Aja: hey angeler, wave your arms and let us know you're here.
Angela: My peanut buttery balls sleep in a drawer.
Beenis: LOL!!
Aja: they're having an affair with my cotton candy vibrator.
Sarah: lol
Aja: *loves angela*

Beenis: if Michael Jackson was still black I'd do him. :-)
Angela: I'm black. Do me.
Aja: oh, heather.
Aja: *dies*
Beenis: LOL!
Cathy: ROFL

Beenis: gross... i burped and it tasted like fish...
Aja: i want a simpsons fest with you guys.
Cathy: yeah dude, and then an "our favorite actors show their cocks in movies" fest, LOL
Beenis: LOL!!!
Cathy: ROFL
Aja: HAhahahaha
Lauren: Ewan Mc"hung"Gregor!
Cathy: LOL
Aja: remember being on the phone with cathryn?!
Beenis: LOL!
Aja: and you guys were all just screaming in the background
Cathy: YES! that was so funny!
Angela: *laughs*
Aja: and cathryn was just sooooo amused
Angela: I wasn't there but it sounds funny.

Aja: heather's possed by a horny old geezer named clarence.
...
Aja: angeler's just possessed.
Angela: Word.
Angela: I'm all about split pea soup.
Aja: visualize. whirled peas.

RoQers get crazy laid...