Application Instructions
Please fill the application out as fully as possible. Note that the only required fields are Pen Name/Alias and Email Address, but the more we know about our members, the more we can fit the needs and interests of the IPS members. Feel free to make jokes when filling out the application. Confirmation of receipt of application and acceptance will be sent to you ASAP. If you have any suggestions or are having problems with any part of the application or submitting the application, just email us and let us know. Enjoy!
Official Application to The International Pectin Society
City/State/Zip
Country
List the CDs/cassettes currently featured on your home stereo:
List the albums that you feel are the most Casbah-rockin´ever made:
Your favorite t.v. shows are...
Your stance on these issues please:
Please use the space below to address your views on any of the above issues and/or if you have other issues which you feel should be addressed in upcoming newsletters:
Do you have any obsessions, phobias, or irrational anxieties? Share with us:
List any pets (animals only please):
Give your reaction to the following mens (Ex. Pretty cool, dumb, Mmm-come to Butthead, Ah NO!, etc.):
List a few favorites:
Give your reaction to the following womens (Ex. brazen hussy, lotus flower, who?, classy broad, etc.):
Have you any collections?
To which accent(s) are you partial (German, English, Irish...?)
Your favorite place to hangout or whatever the kids is callin´ it these days is...
Please list the things you hate. Feel free to elaborate.
You love...(Get it, we give you all that space for "hate", but then none for "love", isn´t that funny?):
Favorite Book(s):
Do you have...
...any PEZ dispensers for Olga? ...any Barbies for Angela? ...any collectable tins for either of us? ...any rotting corpses that are in need of disposing?
...any PEZ dispensers for Olga?
...any Barbies for Angela?
...any collectable tins for either of us?
...any rotting corpses that are in need of disposing?
If someone you worshipped turned out to be a dumbass, you would:
cry, but get over it. mope about your home for forever and a day. lie to yourself until you´ve completely healed the wound which leaves a scar that will forever remain a reminder of the harshness which is the world. kill him/her. kill yourself. kill your parents. talk to a counselor or enter a 12-step program.
cry, but get over it.
mope about your home for forever and a day.
lie to yourself until you´ve completely healed the wound which leaves a scar that will forever remain a reminder of the harshness which is the world.
kill him/her.
kill yourself.
kill your parents.
talk to a counselor or enter a 12-step program.
When you see a case of animal abuse on t.v., your first reaction is:
yell at the t.v. shouting, "Dirty bastards who´ll burn in Hell I hope you die evil boogar face with hands that smell like butt and I hate you!" hunt down that person and skin him/her alive. feel sad and then get over it. cry and cry and cry and think the world is doomed and you should just kill yourself now then go eat a cookie log and a pint of Ben and Jerry´s. laugh and say, "Yeah, kill those mo´ fo´s!"
yell at the t.v. shouting, "Dirty bastards who´ll burn in Hell I hope you die evil boogar face with hands that smell like butt and I hate you!"
hunt down that person and skin him/her alive.
feel sad and then get over it.
cry and cry and cry and think the world is doomed and you should just kill yourself now then go eat a cookie log and a pint of Ben and Jerry´s.
laugh and say, "Yeah, kill those mo´ fo´s!"
Word association:
Favorite line from a book, song, movie, etc. (please identify source):
Favorite bit of trivia:
Anything you think we should know about that would serve as blackmail/brownie points:
Draw us a little picture of yourself (or paste if emailing, link if submitting online).