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The IPS Pop Quiz #1
 

Match the correct description to the answer on the left.

Answer Choices

  1. Gat

  2. Nub

  3. Moke

  4. Mo´ Fo´

  5. Derek

  6. Daily double

  7. Eraser

  8. Antenna

  9. The Three "F´s" of Comedy

  10. Authoritah

  11. A big fat female dog suitable for breeding

Description

a. Falls, farts, fannies, and feces

b.  That which you pull out when someone is a mo' fo'

c.  That guy whose name I avoid saying when telling someone about this really good guy I knew in middle school, but then end up saying it at the end of my statement anyway.

d.  Falls, farts, and fannies

e.  That which one does after one lights a cigarette.

f.  That which erases

g.  Yo' mamma

h.  The double Jeopardy thing with the lights and the money where it's visual

i.  That which you respect

j.  Kyle's mom

k.  Object on car which thinks it is better than us due to its height, but in reality is not because it has no opposable thumbs

l.  That which you love but makes you so fat that no one will ever want you, but that doesn't matter since you're so destructive that you keep pushing them away, OH GOD WHY DO I DO IT?!

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